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May 27, 2019

My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos... ruined dreams... this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the Toad Warrior. The man we called "Toad." To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time, when the world was powered by the red fuel. The gangs took...


May 20, 2019

Didn’t like the finale of Game of Thrones last night? Well check out the Game of Thrones of 1989… the Legend of Zelda cartoon! This episode, Link gets cucked hard by the gorgeous Prince Facade, who seems super cool and there’s definitely nothing weird about him. Prince Facade. Just an all around great dude. In the...


May 13, 2019

A trend continues this week, as the boys discover a new favorite episode. In the live action bullshit, Cher comes over and then Mario accidentally switches bodies with her dog, prompting Mark and Jeremy to discuss a lot of dog related topics, including what dogs go to college for and whether or not there is a man...


May 6, 2019

This episode is a doozy! Mario gets his brother Luigi break dancing lessons from the legendary(?) Shabba Doo, star of Breakin’ and Breakin’ 2: Electric Buggaloo. And in the cartoon, the gang gets lost in the Amazon, where King Koopa (regrettably named Native Koopa in this one) attacks them with itching powder, they...