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Aug 3, 2020

Pat from Castle Super Beast joins the podcast to talk about how goddamn fucked up Captain N: The Game Master is! Simon Belmont shoots himself in the ass with a love arrow, accidentally forcing him to fall in love with Mother Brain.  Meanwhile, Mega Man and Kid Icarus meet another deeply fucked up cow. But...


Jul 27, 2020

Captain N and company are in Dragon’s Den, trying to reunite a baby dragon with its dragon mother, in this week’s episode set in the world of Dragon Quest, AKA Dragon Warrior. It is honestly mostly dragons this week. King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard drop in long enough to ride a few of those babies and Simon...


Jul 19, 2020

Is this the TOAD WARRIOR of Captain N???? Who cares because this episode is insane. Kevin's dog finds a magic lamp that has a dickhead genie willing to grant unlimited wishes to whoever holds it, which almost immediately leads to Eggplant Wizard kissing two sexy tomatoes, King Hippo conquering Kongoland with...


Jul 13, 2020

Oh my god, it's time for the thrilling conclusion to last week's insane cliffhanger!!! Too bad Mark and Jeremy spend so much of this week's episode looking up facts about Pepsiman, making fun of the show's depiction of "Cutsman," and sassily editing the official Captain N wiki with "mistakes" in the show's logic. To the...


Jul 6, 2020

Gweetings, Paisanos! On this week’s Captain N, Mother Brain hatches a plan to make, rig, and win a fake video game olympics in Videoland so that she can steal some treasure or something. This episode features Mega Man learning how to throw a shot put, Donkey Kong and Eggplant Wizard forming a tag team, Dracula and...