WARNING: NOAM CHOMSKY DOES NOT
APPEAR IN THIS EPISODE. Hey paisanos! Mark and Jeremy embark on a
quest to, every now and then, watch an episode of 1990's The
Adventures of Mario 3 and this is episode one! Mario and Luigi have
been replaced by similar-sounding clones, koopa's got kids now, and
there's a sad parrot who just wants to live in a cage.