Mar 30, 2020

Mario and Luigi have defeated King Koopa once and for all and return to their home, Brooklyn. That's actually the plot of this episode. Did they really murder the giant cosplaying lizard once and for all? Or has he sneaked into the real world himself to conquer it before the brother-plumbers make it back? There's...

Mar 23, 2020

Podcast Log #803: we were on Twitch doing a livestream of our podcast and we saved the audio to release as this episode! Mario and the crew head to the underwater kingdom of Aqua Land to, I dunno, fight Koopa. There they meet Adolph Uglyface, Princess Toadstool skins a blooper and wears him, and a mermushroom is...

Mar 16, 2020

Warning: today’s episode of The Super Mario Bros Super Show is jam packed with ADULT SITUATIONS. In the live action segment, Luigi takes up French so that he may find a lover and fill the void in his cold, green heart.  In the animated mushroom kingdom, Mario and the gang find themselves locked away in a big...

Mar 9, 2020

It's the third-to-last Legend of Zelda episode and the first sentence uttered is, "Boy it sure is hot today, Daddy." Zelda's dad wants to build a royal water park in Hyrule, which is quickly attacked by a bunch of giant water people (and the King immediately thinks it's bullshit). Meanwhile in the live action, the...

Mar 2, 2020

In perhaps the show's first ever effort to ACTUALLY parody the thing the episode is titled after, Mario and Luigi head to the Mushroom Woods to visit Princess Toadstool's sick grandmother. King Koopa quickly gets rid of Gramma so he can wear her clothes and get into her bed, we meet a talking Big Bad Wolf who wears a...