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Metroid Sweet Metroid

Aug 31, 2020

In one of the show's most disturbing episodes to date, Mother Brain tricks Captain N and his team into thinking that they murdered her (and they celebrate it), Kevin holds a gun to Eggplant Wizard's head (who pleads for his life and shows a picture of his wife and two kids), Simon keeps hitting on Princess Lana (who...

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In Search of the King

Aug 24, 2020

Mark and Jeremy’s war of (redacted) words continues on the Captain N Wiki page, in a saga that has grown too sprawling to be contained by a single podcast. Once everyone settles down, this is a weird episode of Captain N, with no Eggplant Wizard or Mother Brain in sight. What we do get is bizarro versions of...

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Simon the Ape-Man w/ Arin Hanson

Aug 17, 2020

Arin from Game Grumps joins the podcast this week to watch the most perverted and disgusting Captain N episode yet. What could have been a very innocent tale of Simon Belmont bonking his head whilst skateboarding and forgetting who he was becomes a twisted tale of severed body parts, giant bugs, asses that refuse...

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Nightmare on Mother Brain's Street w/ Leslie Lee III

Aug 10, 2020

Struggle Session's Leslie Lee III joins the podcast for this episode of Captain N that features exactly zero references to Freddy Kreuger. Mother Brain puts Princess Lana into a deep sleep by tricking her to eat a poison apple on account of her being too pretty, prompting Simon and Kevin to compete to see who can...

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Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain w/ Pat Boivin

Aug 3, 2020

Pat from Castle Super Beast joins the podcast to talk about how goddamn fucked up Captain N: The Game Master is! Simon Belmont shoots himself in the ass with a love arrow, accidentally forcing him to fall in love with Mother Brain.  Meanwhile, Mega Man and Kid Icarus meet another deeply fucked up cow. But...

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